3.26.2009

Our Story in Paper!


Dear East and North Siders, your favorite gossip source is here with the hottest news from Dino Country! And what do I have for you this time!

It came to my attention, that a COMIC is going to be produced, based on our lives!

Yes true believers, finally someone is going to tell the story right this time, a History dude true to his name!

U don't believe me? Here's an exact copy of the pitch they wrote about the comic, which is also participating in a Modern-Age Funny-Papers Contest! SPI (short for Small Press Idol) 2009 A.C.!
They even draw a cover from back when T-Rexus had that disastrous Movie Night last year!

Enjoy this "Round 1" submisson, and 'till next time,

XOXO

"In the beginning, God created the Heaven and the Earth. 

And God said:

Let there be Light; let there be Darkness.

Let there be a Firmament in the midst of the Waters; and let it divide the Waters.

And it was so.

And God made Dry Land as well, and gave names to the Waters and the Land, which was dry (as he already had dictated.)

And it was Good.

And God created the Days and the Weeks, or something like that, and blah blah, and…hmm…he also created Beasts, Creatures and the Human kind.

After a few Days, he gifted humans with the ability to improvise; and to the wild beasts, he gave technology. And it was Good - but unfair to the humans.

And the Age of Wheel came in for the humans, right after the Age of MSN ™  Messenger for the beasts (also known as Dinosaurs).

And the Dinosaurs were happy. And all this happened during the Mesozoic era.

And the Humans were angry with God for choosing those ugly creatures to become Technology Freaks instead of them.

And the Humans rebelled, and it was ...well, weird and confusing. 

And then Humans rewrote History. And for thousands of centuries, the truth about the Age of the Dinosaurs had been perverted.


DINOS is your only source to that truth: A story narrated in 2 different ways, with a mixture of comic storytelling and comic strips.

The time has finally come for us to know exactly how those magnificent, long extinct creatures, the Dinosaurs, could use a vacuum cleaner without three-phase current!"